Behold: an amazing cultural artifact drawn by R. Sikoryak, each page in the style of a different comics artist. On page 12 we learn that underage users must be read the Terms and Conditions by a parent or guardian, in the style of R. Crumb.
A great interview with the former head sound guy at Apple. The intro is in Dutch but the interview itself continues in English.
A gentleman in the comments with a NSFW user icon offers this bit of HTML geekery:
If you look at the Apple’s website source code, the element containing their copyright notice it’s actually called “sosumi”